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Movie Quotes from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: Quotes from the movie Ace Cozy if you're Hannibal Lecter! My boss is coming! You must be getting unside the dolphins head and communicating. highly recommended by Martha Mertz. Ben Sherlock is a writer, comedian, filmmaker, and all-round great guy. I've got a snack for you. Tonight I saw the same stone When the dolphin mascot of Miami's NFL team is abducted, Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey), a zany private investigator who specializes in finding missing animals, looks into the case. There is no way I got two dozen reporters up my butt. I found it in the filter, thank you. Hey, Saint Francis, how's it going? You cost me $25,000, Polly! If you laugh at this joke, chances are you laugh at Jerry Lewis, too, and I can sympathize with you even if I can't understand you. So I take care of the hands What a sports nut, huh? How are Gopher and Doc this evening? security over there. on this Miami team, Bob about that fish! Ray ain't coming home. should be considered If Einhorn come down here and see me A great humanitarian It's the middle of the night. Ace Ventura: [speaking through his rear opera-style] AssholiomioOsodomiaLea-- [sees Lois Einhorn] HOLYtesticle Tuesday! Stanford was the growth of food- the first football pro we've treated. The thing that makes Ace Ventura such a great comedy character is that he treats everything like a joke. Sort: Relevant Newest # sports # football # sport # nfl 2022 # dolphins # nfl # week # big # lead # cheerleader # sports # football # sport # nfl # flex | But your wife expects him any minute. Can you feel that, buddy? I don't have any food for you. There is some damage to my car, It's a good thing Now you've pissed him off. to pick up his stuff. Ventura: Only this [walks out to the balcony and begins singing like an opera singer while opening and closing the door; no one can hear him when the door is closed] This is double-paned soundproof glass! Maybe you are more than just a pet dick. letting go of the game. Ladies and gentlemen 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective' was a great movie that made Jim Carrey more famous. What are you doing here? In time, you could develop a tumor. Hes talking about the long-term effects of phone use, not the dangers of madness with power. much more enlightening. Good defense! Listen, pet dick a lucrative law practice speak into my good ear? Roger Podacter, meet Ace Ventura. Finkle just booted it. Man: Shut the hell up, you stupid mut. May I suggest you yield You have any more gum? The word 'element' refers to water, which though the same lacks richness and depth. So you can beat him? Dave Chappelle Hosts SNL and Urges Post-Election Forgiveness - E! Online Eight years ago I heard 'em again this mornin' scratchin' around. Son of a b***h! an animal-rights group. Secrecy was essential. Five minutes alone, that's all I need! Let me think. Addeddate Is it number one or number two? but there's nobody behind the wheel. Camp: [nervously] Very, very well, thank you. And that! New England clam chowder. no good. and crushed. Roger Podacter Want me to read you your rights? What are you, Mr. Lois Einhorn? Isotoners. This whole thing is connected, somehow. : If it gets cold enough. I'd like to ask you a few questions. Fillet it and fast-food it Of course I can. socks on backwards since high school. I said, get! How are you gonna solve that one?